Wasted Ape Current Events Blog

Donald Trump leading the cavalry on horseback to save the country on Inauguration Day.

The Cavalry Is Coming: Trump's Inauguration - A...

Trump leads cavalry on inauguration day to rescue America. Secure borders, energy dominance, cultural sanity, and global peace on the agenda.

The Cavalry Is Coming: Trump's Inauguration - A...

Trump leads cavalry on inauguration day to rescue America. Secure borders, energy dominance, cultural sanity, and global peace on the agenda.

Prepared individual in Los Angeles hills with emergency kit, mansions burning in the background, palm trees, and cityscape visible.

California Wildfires, Self-Reliance and a Wildf...

Discover insights into the California wildfires and wildfire safety, self-reliance strategies, and a must-have evacuation checklist to protect what matters most.

California Wildfires, Self-Reliance and a Wildf...

Discover insights into the California wildfires and wildfire safety, self-reliance strategies, and a must-have evacuation checklist to protect what matters most.

Trump towers over tiny Trudeau at sunrise Capitol, no Canadian flags, satirical take on 51st state.

Maple Merger: U.S. to Adopt Canada as 51st State?

Canada joins the USA as the 51st state, adding maple syrup, poutine, and politeness to American greatness. A win-win, and America leads the way!

Maple Merger: U.S. to Adopt Canada as 51st State?

Canada joins the USA as the 51st state, adding maple syrup, poutine, and politeness to American greatness. A win-win, and America leads the way!

A car owner and policeman looking at what is claimed to be damage from the Seattle Windshield Pitting Epidemic of 1954

Echoes of Hysteria: Are NJ Drones a Modern-Day ...

Are NJ drones the new 1954 windshield panic? Explore the mystery, theories, and parallels to uncover if it's hysteria or something more. Read now for insights!

Echoes of Hysteria: Are NJ Drones a Modern-Day ...

Are NJ drones the new 1954 windshield panic? Explore the mystery, theories, and parallels to uncover if it's hysteria or something more. Read now for insights!

Drones with flashing lights scan NJ suburb for radioactive material.

Buzzing Bombshell: NJ Drones Stir Fears of Radi...

Mysterious drones over New Jersey spark fears of dirty bombs or secret tests. Are they hunting hazards or hiding secrets? Uncover the truth behind the buzz!

Buzzing Bombshell: NJ Drones Stir Fears of Radi...

Mysterious drones over New Jersey spark fears of dirty bombs or secret tests. Are they hunting hazards or hiding secrets? Uncover the truth behind the buzz!

A shocked family in a suburban neighborhood stares up at the sky, watching a swarm of mysterious drones hovering overhead.

Drones in the Wild – A New Jersey Enigma

Unmarked drones spotted over NJ, military sites, & Trump Golf Course spark security concerns. Why the silence from authorities?

Drones in the Wild – A New Jersey Enigma

Unmarked drones spotted over NJ, military sites, & Trump Golf Course spark security concerns. Why the silence from authorities?