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Image of a chaotic scene in a town, with a cartoonish ape stumbling around, holding a bottle, and causing mischief, symbolizing unpredictability and the need for preparedness.

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Current Events Blog

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  • A locked fence outside of the capitol building with you on the outside during a government shutdown.

    Government Shutdown Survival: Proof You Can’t R...

    October 3, 2025

    Government shutdown survival proves one thing: you can’t rely on Washington in a disaster. Learn why self-reliance and preparedness matter more than ever.

    Government Shutdown Survival: Proof You Can’t R...

    October 3, 2025

    Government shutdown survival proves one thing: you can’t rely on Washington in a disaster. Learn why self-reliance and preparedness matter more than ever.

  • A dramatic landscape showing cracked, parched earth leading into misty, distant mountains beneath a cloudy sky—symbolizing Earth's changing and unpredictable climate over time with the text "When Was the Climate Ever Consistent?"

    When Was the Climate Ever Consistent? The Forgo...

    July 13, 2025

    Climate change is real—but so is history. Discover why Earth’s climate has never been stable, and why the real threat may be political, not planetary.

    When Was the Climate Ever Consistent? The Forgo...

    July 13, 2025

    Climate change is real—but so is history. Discover why Earth’s climate has never been stable, and why the real threat may be political, not planetary.

  • Rugged man with American flag and bold text urging self-reliance: "Be Your Own First Responder – When Seconds Count, the Government’s Minutes Away."

    When Seconds Count, the Government’s Minutes Aw...

    July 8, 2025

    When disaster strikes, be your own first responder. Learn why you can't count on the government and how to prepare with smart survival gear and self-reliance.

    When Seconds Count, the Government’s Minutes Aw...

    July 8, 2025

    When disaster strikes, be your own first responder. Learn why you can't count on the government and how to prepare with smart survival gear and self-reliance.

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Survival Blog

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  • Swarm of attack drones flying over an American city skyline at dusk with fires burning below and smoke rising, illustrating a potential U.S. drone attack scenario.

    What Would Happen If the U.S. Was Attacked by D...

    October 8, 2025

    What would happen if America was attacked by drones? Learn how a drone swarm could cripple the U.S. — and how to protect yourself when the sky turns hostile.

    What Would Happen If the U.S. Was Attacked by D...

    October 8, 2025

    What would happen if America was attacked by drones? Learn how a drone swarm could cripple the U.S. — and how to protect yourself when the sky turns hostile.

  • A lone hiker stands on a rugged mountain ridge at sunset, surrounded by survival gear including a backpack, rope, knife, hat, and metal pot. The fiery sky and vast wilderness evoke themes of preparedness, resilience, and self-reliance.

    Why Your Bug-Out Plan Will Fail (And What to Do...

    October 6, 2025

    Think your bug-out plan will save you? Think again. Discover the real survival strategies you need in 2026 — be smart, gritty, and ready for anything.

    Why Your Bug-Out Plan Will Fail (And What to Do...

    October 6, 2025

    Think your bug-out plan will save you? Think again. Discover the real survival strategies you need in 2026 — be smart, gritty, and ready for anything.

  • Survivalist in makeshift armor faces quirky robots in a vibrant post-apocalyptic wasteland, with humor and whimsy in every detail.

    Surviving the AI Apocalypse: Can Your Prepper S...

    December 7, 2024

    Survive the AI apocalypse with prepper wisdom - outsmart robots, live off-grid, and thrive.

    Surviving the AI Apocalypse: Can Your Prepper S...

    December 7, 2024

    Survive the AI apocalypse with prepper wisdom - outsmart robots, live off-grid, and thrive.

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Spreading the word about EMPs...

  • What is an EMP?

    An EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse) is a burst of energy caused by a nuclear explosion in the atmosphere or a solar flare.

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  • Can an EMP really destroy electronics?

    Yes, it can disable everything from financial systems to cars and phones and send us back to the Stone Age.

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  • How do you protect against an EMP?

    Secure electronics in protective containers and stock up on essentials like food, water, and medical supplies.

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EMP Blog

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  • A dark, dystopian city skyline sits beneath a stormy night sky as a massive electromagnetic pulse explosion radiates bright blue lightning across the clouds, illuminating the deserted streets and high-rise buildings below.

    EMP Is No Longer Fiction — It’s the Weak Link Y...

    October 6, 2025

    Download our EMP Checklist. The threat of an EMP attack is real—and growing. Learn how global tensions make the grid vulnerable and discover smart, practical steps to protect yourself before the...

    EMP Is No Longer Fiction — It’s the Weak Link Y...

    October 6, 2025

    Download our EMP Checklist. The threat of an EMP attack is real—and growing. Learn how global tensions make the grid vulnerable and discover smart, practical steps to protect yourself before the...

  • Survivalist with a DIY Faraday cage protecting gear, dodging lightning, and joined by a curious squirrel in a stormy wilderness.

    How Does a Faraday Cage Work? Your Survival Gea...

    December 12, 2024

    Discover how Faraday cages protect your survival gear from EMPs. Learn their benefits, uses, and why they're essential for preparedness.

    How Does a Faraday Cage Work? Your Survival Gea...

    December 12, 2024

    Discover how Faraday cages protect your survival gear from EMPs. Learn their benefits, uses, and why they're essential for preparedness.

  • The Rise of Cyber Warfare: Are EMPs the Next Big Threat to Our Infrastructure?

    The Rise of Cyber Warfare: Are EMPs the Next Bi...

    October 23, 2024

    As cyberattacks on critical infrastructure increase, electromagnetic pulses (EMPs) may be the next major threat. Learn how prepared we really are—and why it matters.

    The Rise of Cyber Warfare: Are EMPs the Next Bi...

    October 23, 2024

    As cyberattacks on critical infrastructure increase, electromagnetic pulses (EMPs) may be the next major threat. Learn how prepared we really are—and why it matters.

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